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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

By the way, the comment I tried to reply to links to a "hentai manga" (or whatever it's called) which does have actual "amputee pornography" as mentioned in the "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force" video. Nobody can claim that it's something from a museum. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Thought I would post this also. It's supposed to be a reply I tried to post on a comment on a "hentai" website (I've been watching lot of "hentai" recently). Comment didn't appear unfortunately. But good thing I took the the screenshot, eh? 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@ias_rawat Hmmm, yes. I was wondering about people having to study for sarkari exams to become "IAS/IPS officers" and what not. Would they have done the same if they would have known their future death days? You know, spend time studying for sarkari exams to become "IAS/IPS officers". 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And do they (death row inmates) also get last "conjugals"? It's not something I know. 🤣 But the main character from that movie certainly went to have last "conjugal" with his waifu. And I was also wondering why they showed waifu instead of prostitute unlike "Munna Bhai MBBS". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

If you know your future death day in advance, you will be able to enjoy last meal or last "conjugal" (🤣) even if you are going to die in a road accident rather than due to disease. I was thinking that why should only death row inmates (if "real") get to enjoy last meals? 🤔


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Clip is from movie "The Angriest Man in Brooklyn". It shows the main character wanting to know how long he had after finding out about "brain aneurysm". Anyway, I was wondering why you have to be sick to want to know your future death day.




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@NigarNawab Oh, I was thinking that in case you do not know how to start transitioning into anarchy (kinda like "Dobby" from "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" did not know "where to begin") you can start by seeding everybody's future death days and causes of death to their AADHAARs.





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I was thinking about uploading all the photos I scanned to instagram or something, but unfortunately I scanned them in a way which requires me to manually crop and rotate them all. Didn't know there were automated tools available for the task. Sad. 😩








Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Uploaded a recording from GTA V also for those who enjoy watching shorter videos. I believe the purpose of the recently announced "Agnipath scheme" is to let people (at least "rich people") enjoy doing "military rampages" in "real life". 🤣

Grand Theft Auto V - Rampage: Military
Recorded this about a month ago and have decided to upload it too. Those who are unwilling to watch a 4h 45m video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAoipaVVQQM) can…

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

A sim was recorded praising "Kali" again after getting resurrected (4:29:47). 🤣 Anyway, I now believe they were referring to "Kali" in the "Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force" video also at about 4:20. Even "Kali" (the "Hindu goddess") is supposed to have "extra" arms. 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But when I started the game again, my sim was forced by the game to accuse the same female sim of cheating, probably because she was with her "husband" in public. And they ended up "divorced" again. I didn't actually see it happen this time, so "they" didn't see it either. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Happened to a female sim when I made my sim kiss her while her "husband" was nearby. He came up to her, broken wedding rings appeared inside a speech bubble and they were no longer "partners". 🤣 The game crashed soon afterwards, probably because they didn't like what they saw.🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

If you watch the video you will notice that playable characters are not 100% playable. The game can force them to do things like "accuse of cheating" or "be accused of cheating" (48:50). The game developers were very serious about "cheating" it seems. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Here is a 2.5 hour gameplay video of "The Sims 3". It seems the audio stopped recording properly after about 1 hour. They must have been worried that a ghost might say "Kali-Kali" again after getting resurrected (she did not). 🤣

The Sims 3 - 2.5 hours of gameplay (WooHoo-ing, Teleportation, Resurrection, "and etc")
Recorded video was dark so I had to do some manual adjusting. Brightness, colors, "and etc" are not accurate. Accurate colors can be found in…






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Just saw a @JaagoRe ad on a @YouTube video. 🤣 Are they supposed to be telling "climate change" aka "ManBearPig" to "wake up already"? 🤣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, after reading the "Inception" @Wikipedia article, I realized that the "wake up already" dialogue that can be heard at about 36:02 in this video means the same as the "die already" that be seen in a billboard at 29:00. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUoY773EEi4

Jun 10, 2022



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

There are a lot of "coincidences" in that "Family Guy" clip also. The pirate ship being the most obvious one. There is also a scene in the episode where "Peter Griffin" is applying lipstick on himself while calling himself a "whore" and saying that he is "somebody's father". 🤣










Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I didn't realize what the "wake me up..." line in the song in those "Zoolander" videos is supposed to be talkin' about. Only realized after I literally woke up few hours ago and played one of those videos again. Not sure if I "realized" by myself or they made me realize. 🤣








Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Singing something like "muslims, ____ in poor disguise" to the tune of the Transformers song. "Transformers, robots in disguise". 🤣🤣🤣 Now, who can fill in the blank? Anyone? Anyone? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️

Transformers: Generation 1 - Theme Song | Transformers Official
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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He probably agreed to attend such "ceremonies" in the first place because he is not a "bigot" unlike me. 🤣 Anyway, since I know that it is not "muslims" _only_ who do "baby susu cutting" in "ceremonies", I have also been making fun of "muslims" in my mind. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

If you read that chat log, you will see that the other guy was claiming that _only_ "muslims" do "baby susu cutting". He was also claiming that he has visited the "ceremonies" of "muslim friends" where they do "baby susu cutting". 🤣






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I did mention "Jesus" and "regicide" in this chat. 🤣 "Jesus" is also called "king", yes? "Let Earth receive it's king..." 🤣 Kinda like "Shani" is referred to as "Shani Maharaj" by some locals here. 🤣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He also chose the "deny-deny-deny" route and continued to deny till the end of the conversation. 🤣 Have decided to post the chat log (they probably want me to). Poorly formatted though because @facebook doesn't have printable chat logs or whatever. 🤷‍♂️ https://www.mediafire.com/file/aa6h2va4lfkwenc/kishore-chat-log.zip/file

Jun 7, 2022



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And as mentioned, soon afterwards the Huawei ONT also started showing blank values. So that's how they got caught "red handed". I did not bother contacting the ISP though, they fixed the line by themselves. But yes, they can now blink the "LOS" led red whenever they want.🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But soon after I noticed this, the line went "dead" according to the other ONT also. The ISP provided ONT was showing "inf dBm" as values for both the "Tx Power" and "Rx Power". The other ONT (Huawei) was showing normal value for "Tx" and only "Rx" was out of range (-33 dBm). 🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Recently they got caught "red handed" tampering with my fiber optic line in the middle of the night after I decided to connect a different ONT that I have. Although the "LOS" led was blinking red in the ISP provided ONT, the line wasn't totally dead according to the other ONT. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

There is also a "LOS" led in my fiber optic ONT which blinks red when there is something wrong with the line. It's actually a combined "PON/LOS" led. Shows a solid blue color when the line is working. Otherwise blinks blue or blinks red when it's supposed to be totally dead. 🤷‍♂️










Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

The kind of "fun" you can have in video games like GTA V, for example. Morpheus could have easily described it as a "game world" instead of a "dream world". But it was a case of "this is not a game!" for them. Like that guy in the "Fired Up" movie was saying. 🤣





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

The creators of @TheMatrixMovie probably also knew. That's why the "oracle" was shown to know about "Neo's" future choices. A plot hole since Neo was supposed to be unplugged from "The Matrix". He was no longer part of the system. He was above the system.🤣

Men in Black - Edwards becomes Agent J scene
"Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We are…

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

If "time" is indeed an "illusion" though, then it can be said that everybody is like "Schrödinger's cat". Alive and dead at the same time. In this moment you may be alive and euphoric, but in some other moment you are already dead. 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

They probably still did not believe that the future was "fixed" though. That's why there were disappearing "orange people" in the episode. 🤣 Hopefully they know by now that the future is "fixed" and can't be changed. 🤷‍♂️





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I forgot about the "lying on top of each other" part from the aforementioned protest. Unfortunately, the males will have to do it too now. 🤣 I 'member a @SouthPark episode where they showed something similar, but I doubt they have done anything like that in "real life". 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

It's possible the writers of those "Nip/Tuck" episodes wanted the viewers to think that the guy's "girlfriend" became a "lesbian" after seeing his "uncut" dick. The plot line starts in the first episode itself. But goes all the way to the third episode at least. Or so it seems.🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Only then they should start screaming like the female protestors. The screaming will make a lot more sense in case of the "HWNDU protest" though. 🤣 Otherwise, as of now the females have the aforementioned protest in their "scoreboard" too. Know what I am sayin'?🤣





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I have already posted about it in Facebook comments, but I was thinking about making proper posts on Facebook and Twitter also with "at mentions" and everything. 🤣 And since I have nothing better to do "in this moment", why not do it now? 🤔🤣🤷‍♂️