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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@wealth_director Well here's hoping that you are no any hiding the things I am oversharing from the "public" (which is supposed to be ΰ€Έΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ₯ΰ€°ΰ₯€ΰ€²ΰ€Ώΰ€‚ΰ€— apparently. you know, because of the "samajhti" in that "public sab nautanki samajhti hai" tweet). πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ










Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@drdevrad Yeah, a guy was using this in front of me to check if a battery had finished charging or not. Who can tell me whether he was doing "nautanki" or not? Anyone? Anyone? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ I was thinking that surely he could of used a multimeter instead. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ











Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@SoumyaTrp I saw the "Munna Bhai MBBS" ragging scene again recently (TVS service center) and was later thinking that it is probably impossibru to get collage degree without getting "ragged" first. I had totally forgotten about "Munna Bhai MBBS" ragging scene. Only "3 Idiots" I 'membered. 🀣










Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@ANI By the way, by "feet touching", I was obviously talkin' about the "feet touching" that kids are told to do to their elders as sign of respect/worship/whatever. Shown in "Kinder Joy" Diwali themed TV commercial also, that I saw in a @tvsmotorcompany service center. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Oh yes, I was thinking that my printer was killed in an attempt to do "revaaarse psychology". You know, to get me to not only spend money buying a new one, but also to print more of those printouts with the QR codes and wifis. Btw, don't scan wifis to receive money either. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

FYI, @ICICIBank, the QR codes in my printouts did not really need scanning. You could of typed the URL manually. Btw, "Tabu" stopped "blooming" it seems. At least she isn't the other female. Amirite? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

ICICI Bank @ICICIBank

Scanning a QR Code to receive money is like fishing with a tennis racket. It’s impossible! ❌

Watch Tabu as she zooms in on the QR Code fraud in the second video of the #BeatTheCheats series.

To report a fraud,
visit http://cybercrime.gov.in or call 1930.

#ICICIBank

Nov 21, 2022






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@colorful_sclpel Am I supposed to believe that you do not know the real longest word in engrish? πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Oh, mabbe they changed it and thas why you don't know. Last I checked it was that "...hilipilification" word. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ









Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Theory is that it must have been a "videshi" who came up with the idea of "indelible ink" since the ink turns "brown" (πŸ’©) eventually. Whereas "desis" are "supposed to be" consuming a lot of food with turmeric in it, which in turn prevents the poop from staying "brown". 🀣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Ooh, I just had fresh theory about "indelible ink". Saw a photo of a possibly "muslim" female with entire left index finger covered in "indelible ink", which made me realize that it is supposed to be a reference to "anal probing" (done after poopin' to clean out "uranus"). 🀣





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

How nice, I even have the "Death sets you free" in the download list. I downloaded it from twitter as I couldn't find the file on my PC. Was playing it on loop in the living room TV. Dudley's mother was saying, "stop playing lies, this is my house". 🀣

Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Now she is using one of these "motivational" whatevers. 🀣 And because of them, I found the "Life is weakness" and "Death sets you free" taunts that I was hearing while playing "Unreal Tournament 3" recently, to be very amusing. 🀣

May 4, 2022


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, oldest "bot removal tool" text message is from 2017 it seems. Whereas, I only downloaded that custom character pack recently, as can be seen in this screenshot. It was even packed with "b1 free archiver" ("be free"?), and I don't think that I had heard of it before. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ









Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I was receiving "bot removal tool" text messages from "bharat sarkar" and didn't know that they were supposed to be talking about "Unreal Tournament 3" bots. 🀣 Feel free to lemme know if that is not the case @Cyberdost. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

It seems @maxvets retweeted the "conquistador" tweet. Or mabbe their twitter account got hacked. Either way, here, have another video. 🀣

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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@stevewilldoit Thas nice. I am guessing is so that I can ask him about his sons' susus. But that "Teen Titans Go" episode was telling me to stop talkin' about "peanuts". So I will ask later mabbe. But I was thinking it will be funner to ask Rahul Gandhi's mother about his susu. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@beselfmastered Rest assured that I will be fappin' again today (and hot shower) since I am trying to do "nonstop nut november" after seeing that Patrick meme. Full disclosure, I already failed one day at least, but it was before I saw that Patrick Star meme if I recall correctly. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@DBhagvadgita Do you have recordings? Or were you not recording like that guy wasn't recording "Ariana Grande" and asked her to start singing from the beginning? Or mabbe you had the recordings but they have been deleted for Dudley's mother's convenience, I was thinking. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@therealbmark I was thinking about mentioning "Sherlock Holmes" (you know, he not wanting to 'member useless things), but then realized this tweet is really about "Katie Holmes". I first heard the name "Katie Holmes" on a website called "a to z celebrities". πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@DBhagvadgita Plz post here real meaning of "hare krishna". For those who do not know for some reason, see what happens to green alien guy in "Invasion of the Boobie Snatchers" hentai (part 2). 🀣 Btw, the 2D chicks actually look better in the animation than in the cover art. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@zenmode_code Collage's job is to give degree. Nothing more, nothing less. Your job if you go to collage is to study hard for exams, pass said exams, and then collage will be giving you degree. After that you can learn to be programmer or study for sarkari exam to become sarkari afsar. 🀣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@MehulFanawala After that you can take loan from bank to buy whatever it is that you were dreaming of buying. Many kids are probably already dreaming about buying PSWA for their mothers. πŸ˜‰ So banks should consider giving PSWA loans to kids also, chop-chop...





Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@aneetta_joby_ @NickIndia Anyway, even my "money" wants me to spend them like in that Spongebob episode I think. So they have been secretly breaking my stuff when I sleep. Printer dead. Mouse dead. Motorcycle digital speedometer dead. So many things they want to be spent on, it seems. πŸ€£πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ






Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

@Ishansharma7390 I am guessing you are talking about opportunities to have saiksual intercourse. Yeah, I was thinking "baal baal bache", but that is not the case. It was "bache" by a wide margin actually. 🀣 Anyway, don't forget to do PSWA before having saiksual intercourse or getting married. πŸ‘