Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TechnicalExec Wanted me to post this mabbe (3:54)? π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@wise_chimp You don' have a "sweet tooth" I am guessing. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@muftimenk Yeah. "UN secret meeting-Nice production value-How do you sleep at night?" π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@wiseconnector Is there a "Dead Space" reference in this that I am not seeing? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Space
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@bharatjodo @INCIndia @INCMP @RahulGandhi Looks like he is himself answering question (βπ) I was imagining asking his mother. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@tatacapital Loans need repaying, yes? π€ If no any repaying, what happening then? Plz explain. K. Thx. Bye.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@thesecret The "Borg" apparently didn't care, why should I? π€ Talkin' about this line - "Individual Borg are referred to as drones and move in a robotic, purposeful style ignoring most of their environment, including beings they do not consider an immediate threat." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borg
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@MasculineRetain Yeah, you should sell-sell-sell while you still have the opportunity before they start doing shit similar to that Nightflyers episode (Episode 6). π€£π€·ββοΈ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nightflyers_(TV_series)
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TheWriterWoman_ Are you talkin' about "peanuts" in point number 3? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@wealth_director Well here's hoping that you are no any hiding the things I am oversharing from the "public" (which is supposed to be ΰ€Έΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ₯ΰ€°ΰ₯ΰ€²ΰ€Ώΰ€ΰ€ apparently. you know, because of the "samajhti" in that "public sab nautanki samajhti hai" tweet). π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@guideforlovers Reminder for all gubmints:
Start including expiry dates on birth certificates. π
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@wealth_director I did flip through that "hentai manga" before trying to post that comment, but in the @SouthPark clip "Steve Jobs" was claiming that I didn't read. I wonder why. π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@mintious There is no schedule unfortunately. I think. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@pbillore141 @TataMotors @VAchaiwala @RNTata2000 Yeah, I checked out the "Mahindra Scorpio N" and it was not looking good. So, no, I would definitely not be carjacking any "Mahindra Scorpio N"s either. π€£π€·ββοΈ https://imgur.com/FtMNfHq
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TheRock And I should add that even if you manage to decide on a date after doing @UN secret meeting, there will still be cows, goats and what not. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TheRock Sup, @TheRock. I can only do it with my left eye though since I learned using a mirror. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Deep_philo You are talkin' about becoming a ghost like the ones in that "hentai manga" I am guessing. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Thought I would post this also. It's supposed to be a reply I tried to post on a comment on a "hentai" website (I've been watching lot of "hentai" recently). Comment didn't appear unfortunately. But good thing I took the the screenshot, eh? π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@lexfridman What kind of "stupid things" were you thinking about? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@drdevrad Yeah, a guy was using this in front of me to check if a battery had finished charging or not. Who can tell me whether he was doing "nautanki" or not? Anyone? Anyone? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ I was thinking that surely he could of used a multimeter instead. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Jaysinh93 @GemsOfBollywood Ooh, I read that as "ΰ€²ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ€ΰ₯ ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ€¨ΰ€Ύ", as in "leaving/renouncing girl" and started wondering why "Bollywood" would ever do such a thing. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AdvAshutoshBJP Amreekans have the term "fragging" apparently. Did the "Indian Army" also coin such famous words? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ https://www.dictionary.com/browse/frag
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@activistjyot Hurray, I guessed correctly that "inter-faith marriage" must of meant "hindu-muslim" marriage as opposed to "hindu-christian" or "hindu-pastafarian". π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Broken__87 I wonder why the old guy was saying "nahiiiii" ("noooo") at the end. π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Broken__87 You get a video too. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@PriyaBanubakode I only experienced "that's it?" moment again when I woke up today. Somehow I don't think that's what those who were doing the "inception" were going for. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@upadhyayabhii @RichaChadha "Leftist" means someone who washes or "only wipes with tissue" with right hand instead of left, yes? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TheAtulMishra Plz refer to this tweet of mine. K. Thx. Bye. π
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Singing something like "muslims, ____ in poor disguise" to the tune of the Transformers song. "Transformers, robots in disguise". π€£π€£π€£ Now, who can fill in the blank? Anyone? Anyone? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zFLm8bpAN8
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Aqqssaa12 I am supposed to be "vingle". And you? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SoumyaTrp I saw the "Munna Bhai MBBS" ragging scene again recently (TVS service center) and was later thinking that it is probably impossibru to get collage degree without getting "ragged" first. I had totally forgotten about "Munna Bhai MBBS" ragging scene. Only "3 Idiots" I 'membered. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AlongImna Doesn't seem like you were able to punch away your problems and thas why had to appear in the video. You know what I am sayin'? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ #AzadNagaland
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Aqqssaa12 "Public sab Nautanki samajhti hai..."? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@pranitasubhash Are you saying that there are army personnel who do not know that they are doing nakli naukri because if you don' do naukri then how will you eat? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@aaaliaamalik Oops, I meant "who made _me_ unhappy". But misspellings are supposed to matter or something. So I dunno. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@aaaliaamalik WhatsApp is uninstalled on smartyphone. Only installed on tablet to chat with the merchant who made my unhappy by not shipping the stuff I ordered. Although I did not uninstall it, it is still "frozen". π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@callmeMaharani Ooh, giving me more Pokemon song tweeting opportunity. Here you go. Enjoy! π
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ANI Yeah, otherwise pade pade kharab hote honge. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@kshitijkulsh So no "finish him"? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ANI By the way, by "feet touching", I was obviously talkin' about the "feet touching" that kids are told to do to their elders as sign of respect/worship/whatever. Shown in "Kinder Joy" Diwali themed TV commercial also, that I saw in a @tvsmotorcompany service center. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Oh yes, I was thinking that my printer was killed in an attempt to do "revaaarse psychology". You know, to get me to not only spend money buying a new one, but also to print more of those printouts with the QR codes and wifis. Btw, don't scan wifis to receive money either. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
FYI, @ICICIBank, the QR codes in my printouts did not really need scanning. You could of typed the URL manually. Btw, "Tabu" stopped "blooming" it seems. At least she isn't the other female. Amirite? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Scanning a QR Code to receive money is like fishing with a tennis racket. Itβs impossible! β
Watch Tabu as she zooms in on the QR Code fraud in the second video of the #BeatTheCheats series.
To report a fraud,
visit http://cybercrime.gov.in or call 1930.
#ICICIBank
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@High_OnWeed_ The word "susu" can also be used for "urine". As you can see in this tweet. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@_rajtiwari I did read it again. Didn't get anything from it. π So here, have this song instead. You can play it for anyone you are trying to say goodbye to without actually saying "goodbye". π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Bevacizumab2 I was thinking that there are lots of "wise ones" on twitter. You know, after watching that @SouthPark clip again recently. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@colorful_sclpel Here we go. It is described as "one of the longest" now, so not the longest anymore mabbe. π€£ Anyway, enjoy! π https://www.dictionary.com/browse/floccinaucinihilipilification
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@colorful_sclpel Am I supposed to believe that you do not know the real longest word in engrish? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ Oh, mabbe they changed it and thas why you don't know. Last I checked it was that "...hilipilification" word. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@MehulFanawala Yeah, once you are super sleep deprived, you are supposed to be able to fall asleep anywhere. Kinda like the sims drop on the floor and start napping when their sleep meter gets empty. So not a "superpower", unlike filling up the sleep meter. π€£π€·ββοΈ https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Moodlet_Manager
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@krishnaeyee Btw, the motorcycle is supposed to be more expensive than the "Xbox". But feel free to break both. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@krishnaeyee Why do you ask? Are you thinking about breaking it? Like Kyle was breaking Cartman's stuff after Cartman gave Kyle AIDS? π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@viraj_sheth I used to crave credit card when I was a teenager. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@JohnCena Yeah, hopefully you got my idea of "babby marriage". π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
They (@CSIR_IND) should do a survey among their employees to ensure the integrity of local elections. You know, to make sure that there isn't any "foreign meddling" like there was in US election where "Donald Trump" (@realDonaldTrump) won.π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
If I recall correctly, Dudley's mother was once claiming that it was @CSIR_IND who developed the "indelible ink" used in elections in "India". Now I am wondering how many "CSIR" employees have brown poop. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Theory is that it must have been a "videshi" who came up with the idea of "indelible ink" since the ink turns "brown" (π©) eventually. Whereas "desis" are "supposed to be" consuming a lot of food with turmeric in it, which in turn prevents the poop from staying "brown". π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Ooh, I just had fresh theory about "indelible ink". Saw a photo of a possibly "muslim" female with entire left index finger covered in "indelible ink", which made me realize that it is supposed to be a reference to "anal probing" (done after poopin' to clean out "uranus"). π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here are screenshots of the 3D version. A 3D version with different hairstyle (labeled "Angela XL") can be seen in my gameplay videos.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Her name is supposed to be pronounced "Anjera Baruzakku". π€£ https://rakuen-tsuiho.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Balzac
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Oh, thought I should mention this character again. Also available as a custom character for "Unreal Tournament 3" and was posted by the same account on http://forums.epicgames.com. It's supposed to be a "hot 2D chick" version of Dudley's mother, innit? π€£ https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Balzac
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
How nice, I even have the "Death sets you free" in the download list. I downloaded it from twitter as I couldn't find the file on my PC. Was playing it on loop in the living room TV. Dudley's mother was saying, "stop playing lies, this is my house". π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Now she is using one of these "motivational" whatevers. π€£ And because of them, I found the "Life is weakness" and "Death sets you free" taunts that I was hearing while playing "Unreal Tournament 3" recently, to be very amusing. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, oldest "bot removal tool" text message is from 2017 it seems. Whereas, I only downloaded that custom character pack recently, as can be seen in this screenshot. It was even packed with "b1 free archiver" ("be free"?), and I don't think that I had heard of it before. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here's the 3D version. π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And there is also a character named "SeeU" in that pack, which made me think things like "Can you see me now?" π€£ The 2D version of the character here looks better than the 3D version though, in my opinion anyway. π€·ββοΈ https://vocaloid.fandom.com/wiki/SeeU
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
At least two characters even have "nipples". And some of them have the @FBI "pedo symbols" on their clothing. See screenshots. Now tell me @CyberDost, are these the "bots" you were talking about in those text messages? π€π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I now think that the "EPIC" mentions and spiral logos in my voter ID card have something to do with the custom characters available in the 4shared link here. Many of the characters found in that archive can be considered "borderline loli". π€£ https://archive.ph/7xPWS
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, after seeing document again recently, I now 'member the "butterfly" symbol also and have even noticed "butterfly" emoji being used in many twitter accounts. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And I thought the spiral symbols in the voter ID card had something to do with the @FBI "pedophile symbols" document. It's the only symbol I 'membered actually, and is supposed to be the "young boy lover" symbol. π€£ https://archive.org/details/fbi-pedophile-symbols/mode/2up
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I did think that all the "EPIC" mentions in my new voter ID card (received on December 2021) had something to do with @EpicGames and "Unreal Tournament 3". Of course, EPIC is supposed to mean "Elector's Photo Identity Card". At least, that is what @ceodelhioffice will claim. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I was receiving "bot removal tool" text messages from "bharat sarkar" and didn't know that they were supposed to be talking about "Unreal Tournament 3" bots. π€£ Feel free to lemme know if that is not the case @Cyberdost. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, in "real life" you should "make love" and not "warfare". π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I am done with the rest of the warfare maps also. Was done yesterday actually, but I decided not to log in to Twitter and post because I was once again waiting to poop and didn't want to see any "go poop" tweets. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
It seems @maxvets retweeted the "conquistador" tweet. Or mabbe their twitter account got hacked. Either way, here, have another video. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Ah, thought I should also mention this clip. Found it (again?) recently and I had totally forgotten about that scene in that @SouthPark episode and it was like I was watching it for the first time. π€£π€·ββοΈ https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/t6qyw9/south-park-kill-the-wise-one
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Ooh, I found a link for the "Krunk's Date" episode. Enjoy! π https://www.topcartoons.tv/cartoon/krunks-date/
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
The seagull here was watching a comedy though. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Speaking of "conquistadors", I was thinking that god could have shown up and shown "Hugh Jackman's" character this episode from Dexter's laboratory to make him feel better in the movie "The Fountain". But you know, it was not a "comedy". π€£π€·ββοΈ https://dexterslab.fandom.com/wiki/The_Justice_Friends:_Krunk%27s_Date
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Liminal1988 Conquistadors did not respect differences. They were all immature. And I be talkin' about wiping out cannibal tribes, btw. Feel free to lemme know if no such thing ever happened. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@stevewilldoit Thas nice. I am guessing is so that I can ask him about his sons' susus. But that "Teen Titans Go" episode was telling me to stop talkin' about "peanuts". So I will ask later mabbe. But I was thinking it will be funner to ask Rahul Gandhi's mother about his susu. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@beselfmastered Rest assured that I will be fappin' again today (and hot shower) since I am trying to do "nonstop nut november" after seeing that Patrick meme. Full disclosure, I already failed one day at least, but it was before I saw that Patrick Star meme if I recall correctly. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@DBhagvadgita But if "real life" time machines are also capable of time travel, then the deleted recordings can still be retrieved I was thinking. π€£π€·ββοΈ https://streamable.com/9hec36
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@DBhagvadgita Do you have recordings? Or were you not recording like that guy wasn't recording "Ariana Grande" and asked her to start singing from the beginning? Or mabbe you had the recordings but they have been deleted for Dudley's mother's convenience, I was thinking. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@therealbmark I was thinking about mentioning "Sherlock Holmes" (you know, he not wanting to 'member useless things), but then realized this tweet is really about "Katie Holmes". I first heard the name "Katie Holmes" on a website called "a to z celebrities". π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@DBhagvadgita Plz post here real meaning of "hare krishna". For those who do not know for some reason, see what happens to green alien guy in "Invasion of the Boobie Snatchers" hentai (part 2). π€£ Btw, the 2D chicks actually look better in the animation than in the cover art. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Purva_28_03 "Ey, relax guy. He is joking..."? π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@eyeshwetaaa Oops, last I read, even @PreetBharara was living there. Don' worry, I wasn't talkin' about your particular city in that tweet. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@eyeshwetaaa This. π
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@BhawnaKaur_1 What's wrong with samosa? @PreetBharara seems to like it if I recall reading some fake news article about him correctly. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@zenmode_code Collage's job is to give degree. Nothing more, nothing less. Your job if you go to collage is to study hard for exams, pass said exams, and then collage will be giving you degree. After that you can learn to be programmer or study for sarkari exam to become sarkari afsar. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@MehulFanawala Afterwards, kids will definitely be studying hard to get good jobs and repay the loans. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@MehulFanawala After that you can take loan from bank to buy whatever it is that you were dreaming of buying. Many kids are probably already dreaming about buying PSWA for their mothers. π So banks should consider giving PSWA loans to kids also, chop-chop...
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@heyshrutimishra Hey, what has happened here? Glitch in "The Matrix" I think. π€£π€·ββοΈ
I think the best memories always remains unphotographed
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@omertalliance But if you go outside you will get COVID-19. So better to stay home; stay safe. The fake news is not over yet from what I can see. Oops, I meant the pandemic. π€£ https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@aneetta_joby_ @NickIndia Actually mouse is just broken. Not completely dead. So, what do you think? Should I "live" and buy another one? π€£π€·ββοΈ https://www.amazon.in/Logitech-Lightspeed-POWERPLAY-Wireless-Compatibility/dp/B0716ZFWWV
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@aneetta_joby_ @NickIndia Anyway, even my "money" wants me to spend them like in that Spongebob episode I think. So they have been secretly breaking my stuff when I sleep. Printer dead. Mouse dead. Motorcycle digital speedometer dead. So many things they want to be spent on, it seems. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@aneetta_joby_ Yeah, tell that to @NickIndia, who were teaching me to "aaj paise bachao, life mein aage badh jao" with "Spongebob Squarepants" themed infomercial. Mr. Krabs was saying that line if I recall correctly. π€£
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Flipkar60403415 @Flipkart @flipkartsupport Sorry, but I don't care about privacy anymore. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@thinkschoolbot Talkin' about "dream world" mabbe? I do 'member the "French guy" now from "The Matrix Reloaded", who was saying "it is only a game". π€£ Anyway, you now have the @blackmirror "USS Callister" episode, so what more do you need? π€£π€·ββοΈ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Callister
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@KrishnaDharma Yet that @GalGadot tweet was trying to tell me what to do. Even if it was just telling me to go poop. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Ishansharma7390 I am guessing you are talking about opportunities to have saiksual intercourse. Yeah, I was thinking "baal baal bache", but that is not the case. It was "bache" by a wide margin actually. π€£ Anyway, don't forget to do PSWA before having saiksual intercourse or getting married. π
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@flipkartsupport Don't worry, I have received the product as mentioned in the previous tweets. Check screen recording and unsubscribe me from the "promotional emails" instead, plz. Assuming they are official. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
By the way @Flipkart @flipkartsupport, I have been receiving "psyopy" emails from your server disguised as promotional emails. Unsubscribe links do not work. Are they official emails or did your servers get hacked? Time machiney world it is after all. Check screen recording. π€£π€·ββοΈ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here's a photo of the dongle-dongle. Apparently it is possibru to install linux on it ("OpenStick"), but I should probably not risk it. π€£
