Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Even @Flipkart was having logistical issues it seems, since they couldn't deliver it on time (by 2pm yesterday). But they still managed to deliver it yesterday itself. I was sleeping though and Dudley's mother got opportunity to do "dhun-dhun-dhun" on my bedroom door for OTP. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I ended up buying another 4G dongle-dongle, but from @Flipkart this time. It cost me 500 rupees more than the one I purchased from "China" which I never received.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@news24tvchannel @MamataOfficial Sup, "Mamata Banerjee". Was receiving calls from "Kolkata" phone numbers last year. It wasn't from "customs officers", was it? I bought a cheapo 4G dongle-dongle from "China", which may of been used as an excuse to do unsolicited phone callings I was thinking. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Full video now availabru on youtube. The part in the clip starts at about 5:00. Was thinking about recording only "Torlan", but decided to do all the warfare maps. Half already done. And is not like I have anything better to do.🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I found this "meme" recently (don' 'member if I had seen if before 🤷♂️) and was wondering if it was because of the "redeemer" in "Unreal Tournament 3". Was pretty funny when I saw it for the first time. I searched for "sad trollface meme" on Google Images, btw. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And since he mentioned "troll"...
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I don' really have to reply to your tweets you know. 🤣
I’m going to start using limited replies starting now. We are beyond the threshold for trolls.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@KrishnaDharma What pain are you talking about? 🤔🤣🤷♂️ And didn't I see a guy wearing a t-shirt saying "hum nahi sudhrenge" when walking to police station during COVID-19 fake news lockdown? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AlongImna Kya bataye? Nose _is_ looking big, no? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@narendramodi @EmmanuelMacron @g20org Looks like "Macron" intentionally showing off nose. 🤣🤷♂️ I was thinking about asking him some questions too. 😉
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@HarrishMishrra Naniiii?! Do I feel angry in this moment? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@waitin4agi_ Hah, even in case of @Wikipedia it's a case of "trust me bro". 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_machine
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@thinkschoolbot Nah, I don't need to feed on "documentaries". Hentai will do for now, although I failed to eat any today. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@news24tvchannel @RahulGandhi Why wait for the "yuwa" to throw out "China", why can't _you_ do it? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SwatiJaiHind "क्राइम शो देखता था"? 🤣 I just 'membered a while ago that this is also just "recycled fake news". I 'member reading similar fake news long ago about some videshi guy killing his "lady boy girlfriend" and not only chopping body up but also trying to cook it. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@GalGadot Only after logging out of twitter I was made aware that the tweet I replied to was supposed to be talkin' about going to poop. 💩🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@GalGadot Go green or go extinct? 🤔 Choose extinction. Or the other thing would also work I guess. Regicide. 😀
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@news24tvchannel @MamataOfficial I obviously did not answer the calls. And why did parcel go to "Kolkata" anyway? Isn't "Delhi" supposed to be the capital? Or was it secretly shifted to "Kolkata"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@news24tvchannel @MamataOfficial Sup, "Mamata Banerjee". Was receiving calls from "Kolkata" phone numbers last year. It wasn't from "customs officers", was it? I bought a cheapo 4G dongle-dongle from "China", which may of been used as an excuse to do unsolicited phone callings I was thinking. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ipsvijrk Thas not true. They will try to deny entry if thas what the sarkari afsars are feeling like doing (permanent jobs 'member?). 🤣 But nobody usually tries to enter police stations, amirite? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Jitin_IAS This? 😀
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AwanishSharan Do you think I get to go "home" when I sleep? Nope. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@join2manish Ooh, it's supposed to be 500,000,000 actually. But I wouldn't be surprised if actual population is below 500,000. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@join2manish The "Georgia Guidestones" says to keep population below 500,000. And I am guessing they have indeed managed to keep it below 500,000. Oh, it "used to say" apparently.🤣🤷♂️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Ishansharma7390 I have no idea what the "FTX saga" is "supposed to be" and I consider it to be a good thing. Something like "Mt. Gox" I am guessing.🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AlongImna @sarbanandsonwal I see somebody has been eating a lot of "meat". 😉 Don't want to contract "vaginitis" I am guessing. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AlongImna Why write "DP"? Why not "PP"? "🎶 My Ahudi is so slick, even it's my profile pic.🎶" 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SarcasmHit "Parashuram" thought that he had to "obey" his "ancestors" for some reason. 🤣🤷♂️ https://archive.org/details/70808281parashuramaamarchitrakatha_553_P/page/n1/mode/2up?view=theater
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@thefuture_uni Is this and the other tweet trying to tell me that 95% of the world male population are "cucks"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Only 5% will take the time to read this tweet. The other 95% are happy with their financial situation or are unwilling to do anything about it. Read the success stories of those who belong to the 5%.
http://bit.ly/s513888
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@JohnCena Hahaaa, "John Cena" was looking like/reminding me of a "He-Man" action figure in some movie. 🤣 I forget which one. Either way, it was not a "normal" look, no. 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/He-Man
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Ishansharma7390 Oh yes, I was thinking that the @NSAGov and @CIA will know what percentage of the male world population are "cucks". 🤣 And was thinking maybe the purpose of this comic is to prepare "cucks" before giving everybody access to their "entire histories". 🤣 https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/oh-joy-sex-toys-cuck-comic
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Ishansharma7390 Indeed. And you can't become a "cuck" if you are unmarried. Remember this too. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@MFSahiHai What about HYIPs? Sahi hai ya nahi? Why mutual funds when there are HYIPs? HYIPs do not say things like "HYIPs are subject to market risks, please read the offer documents carefully before investing." There is usually no "offer documents" to read in case of HYIPs. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Priyansh_31Dec Is it "computer yug" or "iphone yug"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AlongImna Nagaland? Cultural erasure -> very sad. 😩 Do "freedom fighting" stat. But doubtful anyone would be willing to do "freedom fighting" in "computer yug" with so much hentai available on the internets. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@rashtrapatibhvn Kya baat hai. Time machine ke yug ko computer yug kaha ja raha hai is tweet mein. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@yu_angela "Angela Yu"? But name is supposed to be pronounced similar to Dudley's mother's fake name yu know. 🤣🤷♂️ https://rakuen-tsuiho.fandom.com/wiki/Angela_Balzac
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@myogiadityanath "🎶 Jaat paat ka bhed bekaar hai 🎶"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@rashtrapatibhvn Personally, I would recommend viewing saiks tapes of your mata-pita and mabbe even your nana-nani before you decide to do "sammaan". Amreekans may have already taken this advice, because of which there are movies like "Dirty Grandpa". Doubtful they touch feet of their nana-nani.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Sadhvi_prachi "खबरें ही पढ़ लिया करो". Are you talking about "fake news media" खबरें? Or is there some secret place where you get "real news"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@iForex_com The smiling face tells me that everybody is happy with the condition of their susus. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@BhimArmyChief .@SHO_Dexter Plz explain to them that this is just "fake news". You know, in case they do not know. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@iForex_com Look beyond bitcoin? Perhaps you are talking about susucoin. 🤣 https://susukino.com/
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@GareebHR @AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Here you are participating in "this whole place is a giant mindfuck" and yet talkin' about "jhoot pe jhoot pe chut". Kitna mindfuck karega be "rewdi"?🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@kumar_arbind @AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Please share with the class ki main public ko kya samajhta hoon. 🤣 And yes, there was indeed that "flip flop" incident. But you know, it was a "dare/challenge" from the assaultee. Anyway, I see that public continues to "stay in character". Tell us why though? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@iForex_com But @SouthPark was teaching that nothing fun is free. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Oh, by the way, why "jhadoo"? Why not "vacuum cleaner"? Because "India" is third world country? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal What do you mean by "नशा"? @Oprah was teaching that it is possible to cook "crystal meth" at home. That way you can enjoy home cooked "नशा" like home cooked meals. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal Mujhe nahi aata "चक्रव्यूह" se nikalna. Kyan karoon? Kuch button dabana hota hai, ya kuch kehna ya sochna padta hai? Jis tarah se Star Trek mein "arch" kehte hai. 🤣 https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Arch
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@narendramodi What is good "Hindi" translation for "big nosed tribe"? "Badi naak waali jaati" or "badi naak wali janjaati"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@iForex_com I couldn't find any mentions of Borg in this page. And I don't think this is the first time I have looked. 🤣🤷♂️ https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Money
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@iForex_com What can you tell me? Did the Borg from Star Trek use money? They probably used cryptocurrency equivalent to buy stuff fellow Borgs manufactured for them. You know, Borg iPhone equivalents and what not. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@nitin_gadkari Yeah, exact amount that "Kishore" was asking for was 1 lakh 10 ya 11 hazaar I think. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AamAadmiParty @ArvindKejriwal "Kishore" ke loans maaf kar do. Mujh se 1 lakh rupaye maang raha tha is baar. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@katyperry Hmmm? I have been calling mine a smartyphone for a long time now, as you may know. 🤣 So, what can you tell me? What does plastic bag (PB) really mean? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@news24tvchannel @RahulGandhi Poor fellow not being allowed to play video games, huh? 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TarksheelAdda Are you suggesting that you are not NPCs again? Do I need to make a flowchart? Plz tell me. K. Thx. Bye.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ms_medusssa @kroordarshan Tried their "Doodh Biscuits" and it tasted more like "Britannia Good Day" biscuits instead of "Britannia Milk Bikis" like I was expecting. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ANI Ask them when they will be doing @UN secret meeting, if not done already. You know, to decide world azadi diwas. Linking movie this time to make things "crystal clear". 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Azaad_Hoon
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@rashtrapatibhvn Only today I am learning about new female president of "India". I have been living under a rock like "Patrick Star". Anyway, you couldn't get rid of @narendramodi chop-chop and make a female prime minister also? Thas just sad. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ndtvindia Is "कुकरानी" supposed to mean "Cook Rani/Queen"? Because I already cooked. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TerribleMaps When will 5G dongles be availabru for purchase? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TerribleMaps Did she also decide to become a male? 🤔🤣🤷♂️ https://www.speedtest.net/ookla-5g-map
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@JitendraMeenaDU Here, lemme advertise @ASUS_ROG phone instead. 🤩https://www.gsmarena.com/res.php3?sSearch=asus+rog+phone
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ANI Poor fellow is forced to wear such clothing, huh? At least "Donald Trump" was allowed to wear "mixed" clothing. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ndtvindia What about Vi? Are the employees getting sarkari benefits or not, now that bharat sarkar has taken over? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@IPS_Prahlad Toh jhoot hi jawab de dete sawaal ka. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@IPS_Prahlad So what can you tell me? Did you have to study for sarkari exam to become IPS officer, or did you do something like "Munna Bhai MBBS"? I forgot yesterday that, "Munna Bhai" like doing is also possibru. 🤣 Buying question paper would still require studying after all. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ndtvindia Here I took screenshot with the song visibru now. Enjoy! 👍
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ndtvindia And this fake news despite the "Timon and Pumba" song not even being visibru in that VLC screenshot. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Thought I should mention that my recent "ooh"s are supposed to be pronounced similar to the "ooh"s in this @Disney Recess episode. Hindi dubbed version had "ooh, scandalous" replaced with "ooh, kya baat hai". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@VijayGurjar_IPS You must have grown up watching "RoboCop", which is why decided to become "IPS officer". I completely forgot that RoboCop is also supposed to be a "cop". 🤣 Otherwise only cartoons like "Little Singham" were coming to mind. Even though it's meant for future "IPS officers". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SwatiJaiHind @SHO_Dexter Anyway, here's the clip. Since typing the URL manually can be inconvenient. Enjoy! 👍 https://imgur.com/jxUaYji
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SwatiJaiHind I completely forgot that "Dexter" (@SHO_Dexter) does body chopping too, despite that clip I made. How embarrassing. 😳 The female in that "Dexter" clip is supposed to be a policewoman who killed her husband and child to be "free" or whatever, btw (Season 4 Episode 4). 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ndtv Ooh, look at the skin tight leggings. 👌
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AmritaRathodBJP Not very original thoughts I see. Is like Delhi Traffic Police's (@dtptraffic) "najar hati durghatna ghati" that can be seen on those road side digital signs or whatever. 🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@IPS_Prahlad So what can you tell me? Did you have to study for sarkari exam to become IPS officer, or did you do something like "Munna Bhai MBBS"? I forgot yesterday that, "Munna Bhai" like doing is also possibru. 🤣 Buying question paper would still require studying after all. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@myogiadityanath Yogi ji, plz tell me. When will you be doing @UN "secret meeting"? You know, to decide world freedom day. Azaadi ka amrit mahotsav for entire world or whatever. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@NigarNawab There are supposed to be such things as "wealthy cannibals" which could of been added to this story to make it spicier. Mabbe @CIA and @NSAGov can confirm to you the existence of "wealthy cannibals". Or mabbe even @RockstarGames. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ZafarSaifii @rashtrapatibhvn Ooh, you could of added "wealthy cannibals" to the story also. You know, to make it more spicy. "Instead of leaving it to the cannibals, he chopped the body himself, just like they chop the fish and chicken for you at meat markets. He also did not charge extra for it." 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@__Lootera "We will teach him a lesson"? No, not really difficult to forget for me, you know. I used to memorize shit, give exams and then forget it all after giving exams (talkin' about school exams, not "sarkari naukri ke liye" exams). It was easy peasy lemon squeezy. 😏
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Gulzar_sahab But it is supposed to be "No Nut November". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SwatiJaiHind Ah, looks I spelled "Suwatee" correctly after all. Here's a screenshot in case you are too busy-busy-busy to check out the hentai yourself. Enjoy! 👍
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SwatiJaiHind The "hentai manga" linked to in the comment that I was trying to reply to in this screenshot.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@SwatiJaiHind Sup, Swati. Busy spreading fake news I see. Anyway, there is a "Suwatee" (thas how it's spelled in subtitles) in the "Can Can Bunny Extra" hentai also. She looks pretty hot. Check it out when you can. 🤣 And for those who don' know, there is "chopping" in that "hentai manga". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And I can imagine you saying something like, "hah, nice try, but I don't have a biwi. I have a biwa. I got gay married..." 🤣 mp3 file contains the audio from this clip, for those who do not know for whatever reason. https://imgur.com/eMor9AU
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, to whoever sent this guy, imagine me playing the "jiski biwi moti.mp3" file on my smartyphone for you. I am probably not gonna do it for reals, even though I had thought about doing it. Probably. 🤣 So you will just have to imagine me doing so. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Now I see in CCTV camera recording that there was indeed a fat guy near the bathroom window (which is near the main door of the apartment, btw 🤣) around that time. Wait, why not just post a screenshot? 🤔 Ooh, look at the time. 10:10 am. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Perhaps because of my recent tweets, I was hearing tweeting noises after I was done poopin' at about 10am yesterday. I am supposed to think it was a notification tone or something. Have heard the same notification tone or whatever many times before also. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Oops, looks like I misspelled "who's". Or incorrectly used "whose". How embarrassing. 😳 But misspellings are supposed to matter or something. So there is that. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
So let's watch some cartoons now. Whose got the popcorn? 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Not sure if the data has been tampered with, because I watched all the "Blackmail" episodes recently and even the other episodes were looking familiar. 🤣 Anyway, I have now decided to watch all the hentai that were in this torrent. 🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And here is a screen recording of a torrent I mentioned somewhere on the internets many many months ago. It's supposed to be a "hentai mega pack". It shows all the "hentai" that I actually downloaded from it (either randomly or pseudorandomly).
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Gulzar__sahab Whatever happened to plastic surgery? Can be restored with plastic surgery, no? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@AnumaVidisha I was thinking that Nagaland should start doing "freedom fighting" to get independence from "bharat sarkar", just like "bharat sarkar" did "freedom fighting" to get independence from "british sarkar". You know, because of all the "cultural erasure". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@being_miral For anyone else dreaming to become sarkari afsar. 👉https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.testbook.tbapp&hl=en_IN&gl=US
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@being_miral Do Mumbai custom officers also have to study for sarkari exams to become sarkari afsars? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@IamAjaySehrawat Actual comments happen in binary (1s and 0s) though, yes? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here is an article about "vaginitis" for those who somehow do not know about this disease. 🤣https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Vaginitis
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Now I am thinking that it is indeed what they wanted me to think (tentacle monster -> vaginitis). 🤣 Anyway, I thought all the kids in that episode contracted "vaginitis", but turns out it is just Stan. So a "tentacle monster" would have been a problem for Stan only.🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
There is also a "cow story" in that "hentai manga" which reminded me of this @SouthPark episode. And I was thinking that good thing there were no "tentacle monsters" in their mountain town. 🤣
