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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In other news, the guy from the chat log above replied to the last messages I sent him with what can be seen in this screenshot. 🤣 It seems he was instructed to completely ignore what I had written. Or maybe he never got my last messages. 🤣🤷‍♂️



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And the guy is not supposed to be Trevor's cousin. He is supposed to be Trevor's friend's cousin. The friend with "arrested development" who can be seen in the above Youtube video. 🤣 Trevor lied to his friend because obviously he wouldn't have believed the truth. 🤣










Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Otherwise I was wondering what term to use instead of "retarded" or "mentally retarded", which you are not supposed to use these days. 🤣 Anyway, I am sure lots of juicy or spicy things can be found in the chat log also. Enjoy! 🤣🤷‍♂️







Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Yeah, "Trevor" ended up murdering this poor fellow's "hot girlfriend" (or whatever she was supposed to be) and then lied to him about it, obviously. He didn't believe "Trevor" but he was also "stuck" with him as you can see in the video. "He ain't my cousin-he ain't my cousin".🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Maybe viewers are even supposed to think that he may have thought that he wont be able to find another "hot chick" to marry him. Not unlike this guy from GTA V. Who was even telling "Trevor" that he had a "small peanus" and didn't think he would be able to find someone else.🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, from what I understand after watching the ending, the guy would have preferred to not know about the affair and raise someone else's kid instead of doing "sologamy" (word I recently saw in the "What's happening" section on Twitter sidebar). 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But it was "circumstantial evidence" at best and she decided to take the "deny-deny-deny" route. Which she did all the way to the end of the episode even after the guy unwittingly ends up with "solid evidence", once again thanks to the tech. 🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In the episode she plays a woman whose husband suspects her of having an affair after noticing her interact with another man in a certain manner. Because of the tech shown in the episode, he was able to show recording of the interaction to her and do "blunt and direct time". 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Since I mentioned "rebirth" (reborn as hippo 🤣), I thought I would mention that "Doctor Who" (@bbcdoctorwho) also has "reincarnation" in it. But the "Doctor" is usually reincarnated as a fully grown man in the show. Or a "woman" in case of the current show. 🤣

















Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In other news, I found out today that "lemon party" is supposed to be the opposite of "orange party" (get it? get it? no? check antonyms of the word "old". 🤣). They let me know by replacing the word "lemon" with "orange" when I was trying to think "lemon party". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Maybe the @SouthPark creators still did not believe that time machines existed in "real life" when this episode was made. 🤣 IRL there would have been a "scientific explanation" instead of hand "disappearing". Like a realistic looking mind controlled prosthetic hand maybe. 🤣








Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And it's not like they would have had to brush their teeth, poop, take a shower, "and etc." before heading to the mausoleum. 🤣 They can only come out of their graves after 12am I think, and stay till the morning. So they could have easily done 5-6 hours of "part time" work. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I for one was wondering why the ghosts in "The Sims 3" didn't have jobs also. You can ask them about their "career" and all of them would show up as "unemployed". Surely they could have gotten "part time jobs" at the mausoleum in the graveyard? 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And therefore, any "high class" or "high end" contract killers (like 47) in "real life" are also doing fake jobs depending on how "high class" or "high end" they are. 🤣 It is possible to kill an NPC by stuffing a pillow in face in "Hitman: Blood Money" if I recall correctly. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, we are living "in the future" and "remote mind control" tech exists in "real life". So they don't really need to stuff a pillow in your face as shown in this video. They can just flick a switch or whatever and do it remotely. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I did ask her why she continued with the "ohhhhhhhhhh..." even after waking up, but she didn't have an explanation. 🤣 I didn't "wake up" making any noise when I couldn't breathe though. And I probably also thought something like, "let's see how long they do it". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

In TV shows, movies, cartoons, etc. they usually show someone waking up from a bad dream with a short "aah". Anyway, when I asked her why she made such an odd noise, she claimed that it felt like she couldn't breathe while asleep.



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Forgot to mention another "remote mind control" tech incident. Sometime in 2019, they stopped my breathing for a while when I was sleeping, probably as a "demonstration". Although my eyes were still closed, I was aware of what was going on. But I was like, "whatever". 🤷‍♂️



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

He was asking her this in front of me as if I were a "kid". 🤣 "Do you see any boogieman under the bed?" 🤣 I did not remember the existence of "muscle relaxants" or even "poison frogs" at the time, otherwise I could have mentioned them to him. 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Even her mosquito net was down so she had been awake for some time already. Not talking to her was already a "done deal™" by then so I didn't say anything to her, of course. Just gave her a look as I washed my hands (door handle germs 🤣) and went back to sleep.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I got up as soon as I was "unparalyzed" and was wondering what to do. I didn't actually see her because I was sleeping on my side. Nevertheless, I exited the room and noticed that she was indeed up and about at 8am even though it was winter and she was sleeping longer those days.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I tried to knock on the headboard in a "unparalyze me this instant" kinda way but of course I couldn't. She took her time to leave too and they kept me paralyzed till I heard the door close again. Didn't hear the door lock though probably because of the "deep breathing" noise. 🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But despite not having the key, she still managed to enter my room once, and I once again woke up paralyzed. Had gone to sleep at about 6am after having tea and cake. 🤣 And she entered at about 8am. I woke up because I heard the door close behind her I think. 🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

And when I started sleeping under "lockdown", Dudley's mother would tell me not to do so. Would tell me that she was concerned about my well being and what not. She was even asking me for the key once. I ignored her demands obviously. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I woke up and wondered if someone came near the window (which is near the headboard of the bed) when I was asleep but then was like "whatever" and didn't give it further though. Didn't use to sleep under "lockdown" back then obviously. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I have seen signs of someone being in my room even when I didn't know about the "psyop". I woke up once with a window blind moving like a pendulum or whatever. It only used to happen if moved once and air from an air purifier would continue to move it.



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Anyway, I have been using the chairs to barricade the door when I sleep. I have been sleeping under "lockdown" you can say. 🤣 So I think it's possible that they were in my room despite the "lockdown" and were moving the chairs back in place before exiting.



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Otherwise, when vacuuming there would only be the noise of the vacuum cleaner. Dudley's mother used to claim that vacuuming was not possible for her, btw. But after moving to this place, maids that she had hired were able to learn to do it. So she also had to do it for a while.🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I later realized that the noises I heard were probably that of my chairs moving, which is why I thought that someone was mopping the floor. And I thought it was Dudley because we haven't had a maid for a long time. Maids also used to move the chairs around to mop the floor.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

When I felt the "stepping on balls" sensation, I once again thought that it was Dudley who was doing it. I tried to say "Oye!" in my sleep, and probably ended up waking up because of this. And maybe they "accidentally" repeated the sensation again with my eyes already open. 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Initially my eyes were closed but the final time they repeated the sensation, I had already opened them and could see that there was nobody there. It was daytime again (broad daylight outside). There was no confusion that I was indeed awake and paralyzed. 🤷‍♂️



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I even grabbed my wrist and flailed my hand around to confirm that it was indeed paralyzed before going back to sleep. And I also immediately assumed at the time that they did it because I was thinking about T-Bag's cut off hand before going to sleep that day (it was daytime). 🤣



Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

There have been times where I have tried to wave one of my hands in front of my face and it would even feel like I was able to do it, but it wouldn't actually move. And I would think something like, "oh, I am paralyzed", and just go back to sleep. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I would wake up, try to change positions in my bed, and open my eyes, only to find myself in the same position. I would close my eyes and change positions again, open them and again find myself in the same position. 🤣 Then I would just close my eyes thinking "whatever". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

This time around the paralysis was the type where it felt like I could move my body parts even though they wouldn't actually move. Have woken up with similar paralysis many times before when actually sleeping instead of trying to get "bed rest". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

So I decided to bite a "hug pillow" (or whatever) that was close to my mouth, to grab their attention. Tried to do it twice, but my lips barely touched it. It was enough to grab their attention maybe, because I was "unparalyzed" soon afterwards. Cartoon noises disappeared also.🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Heard the voice laughing initially, but later he was saying "Why? Why? Why?" as if some villainous plan had failed. 🤣 Anyway, I was paralyzed for quite a while this time and I took the time to figure out what body parts I could move. Just my eyes and my mouth (barely). 🤷‍♂️


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

But in a similar incident when I fell asleep with lights on again recently, I woke up to "cartoon noises". Sounded like audio from random cartoon episodes were playing in my head. I wasn't paying much attention to the audio but I do recall a typical cartoon villain voice. 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

This time I could clearly "see" that I was not doing any "deep breathing". There was also a strong urge to just close my eyes and fall back asleep. I had to forcefully keep my eyes open and was eventually "unparalyzed" and the noise disappeared along with the paralysis.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I believe any remaining doubts about the noise went away when I woke up with the lights on once. I was just trying to get some "bed rest" but had ended up falling asleep because I decided to get "comfortable". And when I woke up I found myself paralyzed again.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

The first few times when I woke up paralyzed with "deep breathing" noises playing in my head, I thought I was hearing myself breathe. But eventually realized that I was not the one making the breathing noises. They would disappear as soon as I would become "unparalyzed". 🤣


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

I posted in a Facebook comment recently about how I woke up and found myself paralyzed (again), but this time with "cartoon noises" playing in my head instead of the usual "deep breathing" or "heavy breathing" noises. All I could do was move my eyes and barely move my mouth.


Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Let's discuss "remote mind control tech" now. Will discuss "abortions" some more later. By the way, Dudley's mother thinks discussing "abortions" is "bad". She was denying the existence of "remote mind control tech" but couldn't deny the existence of "abortions". 🤣




Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah

Questions like, "Who can tell me whether it is still 'baby boomers' who are manning 'remote mind control tech' or have newer generations have taken over? Anyone? Anyone?" 🤣 Hmmm, "manning" doesn't seem like a very gender neutral verb. 🤣