Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
There were regular versions with wooden sticks also available, but the stick shaped version was cheaper. Anyway, the other kid had bought one and I decided to ask him to share it with me and he agreed. I didn't have any money to buy the cheaper or the regular version. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, once I made a kid share an orange flavoured "popsicle" with me. It was a stick shaped "popsicle". As in, it didn't have a wooden stick. You were supposed to tear one end open and push the "popsicle" up and start eating/licking/whatever. 🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
The school building is also supposed to be the "local building" with "similar design elements" that I was talkin' about in this tweet. 🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
By the way, some design elements used in "Auschwitz" are also looking "coincidental" to me now. Maybe this image will explain why. I was already reminded of a local building which has similar design elements but saw the same in the "Auschwitz" @Wikipedia article. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Incident happened at this school when I was around the age on the photograph. Could "of" been younger, I don't remember. My motorcycle was also being kept at the police station next to this school, by the way. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I figured out why Dudley's mother has been adding orange stuff to a "shit stick" in my bathroom. Same reason orange stuff was also applied to my motorcycle by @DelhiPolice . 🤣 It's because of an incident involving a stick shaped orange flavoured "popsicle". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ineed__spacee "An artist's impression of a Meteor over Erupting Volcano", you mean. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@redditSpaceView Are you sure it's not an "artist's impression" of "Hubble's View of Jupiter and Europa"? 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@ArloStuff Shouldn't everyone be preparing to "transition" to "an-Archie" instead of going after "video game developers"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️ Till then every day can be "purge day". IRL though, it should be a "no limits" purge day. 😏https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6110648/
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@JARetroNerd Last I checked, she was living with "Jamie Jolina" in my game and "Iliana Langerak" had become a "fat vampire". Got her on a treadmill and now she is just a "vampire".🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Daniellesgames1 I checked gameplay video of "Doom Eternal" and did not like it. No. 🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Aerospace_Lovr @SpaceHub_SL @EveryDay_Cosmos @DavidBflower "The Sky isn't the Limit". If you say so. So what fun "unlimited thing"s are you doing to pass the time? 😏
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@MrsJetTila Bacon comes from "bacon plants", yes? Like "egg plants" and "steak plants". 🤣 https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Gardening_(The_Sims_3)
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@anythingbott You are extremely terrified of Chinese SpongeBob? 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@JARetroNerd Zelda Mae? 🤣 https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Zelda_Mae
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@NASA_SLS Is space even "real"? 🤔🤣🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
In case of @algore, he should be having lemon parties now because "life is short". But even when he was younger, he should "of" known that "the way things are is the way things are" and should not "of" been worrying about "ManBearPig". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Found the above part in the movie "Babe" when I downloaded it recently to make a clip for @algore and anyone else who has been trying to "combat" ManBearBig. They probably have not watched this movie. It was not made for them. 🤣 https://imgur.com/pOV9cns
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Tried to stop me last month also. April 5. This time she was outright "ordering" me not to go. Didn't use an excuse like "Bharat Bandh" or whatever. Sure it was about 11pm at night, but she herself was saying last year that she will no longer attempt to stop me from leaving. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
How did she know where I was going anyway? 🤔 I could "of" been simply going for a motorcycle ride, in which case it would not "of" mattered if "everything was closed". Maybe the roads were supposed to be closed too. The roads and even the service center were open though.🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And it fits, you know. Because she attempts to stop me from leaving the apartment too. Like the last time I was getting ready to take my motorcycle to be serviced, she tried to stop me saying that it was "Bharat Bandh" and that everything was closed. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I have been wondering why she was still telling me to eat. Perhaps it's because "kryptonite" levels in my bloodstream becomes dangerously low when I don't eat? But then I ended up finding this recently.🤣 https://imgur.com/ezokJ1i
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Dudley's mother has still been coming to me to tell me to eat. She would open the door to my room and say something like, "You have only had covfefe and not anything else...". I then have to close the door and lock it, which ends up heating the room. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
"Even 'Death' will not set you free" would "of" made a better taunt maybe. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@miami_rick How nice. Twitter is showing recommended tweets while I am logged in. Anyway, as for the video - "fake". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@TaylorHarlow_ What about binary? 🤔 I am non-binary because I can't communicate telepathically or otherwise in 1s, 0s or even 2s. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@CARandDRIVER @Ford Poor car. Very sad. 😕
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
But you know, not even "Death" may set you "free" if you end up being reborn like Stewie in the video clip I posted yesterday. I did not get the "duck-duck-goose" part from it initially, by the way. The "G" is supposed to be pronounced like the "G" in "Germany". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, legend has it that even "Hitler" tried to free himself, yes? Using the method from "Unreal Tournament 3" though. Not the one from one of his camps. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
First time I heard about "Auschwitz" was in an "Oprah Winfrey Show" episode. I was watching @StarWorldIndia and that's what was on at the time. I have watched more than one @Oprah episode that way. There was one about "crystal meth" too. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
By the way, some design elements used in "Auschwitz" are also looking "coincidental" to me now. Maybe this image will explain why. I was already reminded of a local building which has similar design elements but saw the same in the "Auschwitz" @Wikipedia article. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Free from Dudley's mother maybe? 🤣 But then it would "of" been a "GF" or "waifu" giving the orders, no? 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Initially I thought it was "Death MAKES you free". But upon listening closely I realized it was supposed to be "Death SETS you free". Which reminded me of the sign at "Auschwitz" which says "work sets you free". 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auschwitz_concentration_camp
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, I think the guy pictured in the "motivationals" looks chubby because he didn't want to look like "Death". 🤣 https://supernatural.fandom.com/wiki/Death
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Now she is using one of these "motivational" whatevers. 🤣 And because of them, I found the "Life is weakness" and "Death sets you free" taunts that I was hearing while playing "Unreal Tournament 3" recently, to be very amusing. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
When I wanted to get blinds for the kitchen because I had seen photos of kitchens which had blinds, she had refused. She seemed not to care about "kitchen privacy" back then. I also agreed thinking there will be less drilled holes that way in freshly installed tiles. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Dudley's mother was using these as "motivationals". She had one at home and the other at work in her office room. Recently she has started using one of them as a "privacy curtain" in the kitchen. Previously she was using other random things for "privacy" in the kitchen.🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
There is a female maid though. Although a male "maid" shows up mostly. 🤣 But in case of "paper boy", a female "paper boy" shows up mostly. But I did see a male "paper boy" show up occasionally, so thought the female maid might also show up eventually and she did. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Just found this video on @YouTube. It was a suggested video or whatever. And yes, it is possible to "woohoo" with butlers in "The Sims 3" too. Too bad there isn't a female one in "Sunset Valley". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I was thinking about posting this along with the "King Tut" thing, but forgot. This is why it's kinda useless thinking about what to post beforehand. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I didn't much care for this song when I first watched it. I considered it to be "filler". But now I think that they were trying to do "bollywood dancing" maybe. 🤣 "Bollywood dancing" is one of the reasons why I stopped watching "bollywood" movies in the first place. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Oh and the "will yet win shiva" part following the "heavenly voice" part ended up reminding me of this song. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
The next page in the comic mentions "heavenly voice". Similar situation is also possible in "real life" thanks to the existence of time machines and other advanced tech. Voice-to-skull or whatever they call it. But it will just be those with access to the tech "playing". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Because of "Kali", I also ended up reading this "religious" comic recently, and found out that there is a "Cupid" equivalent in "Hinduism" also. He is called "Kama" apparently, which is supposed to be the "Sanskrit" word for "woohoo". 🤣 https://archive.org/details/ShivaParvatiMythology-Comic/page/n15/mode/2up?view=theater
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
From the @Wikipedia article -"It is, however, not possible for a corpse to be reanimated after undergoing vitrification, as this causes damage to the brain including its neural circuits." Yeah, this will not apply if someone like "Kali" does the "resurrection". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
But that is not what I meant by "fully" preserved. 🤣 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryonics
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
This reminded me of that "Colbert Report" episode where "Colbert" (@StephenAtHome) was talking about "King Tut's" missing "peanus". 🤣 "Peanus" missing obviously means that the body was not "fully" preserved. 🤣 https://www.cc.com/video/eoidl7/the-colbert-report-mysteries-of-the-ancient-unknown-the-pursuit-of-the-pharaoh-s-phallus-pt-1
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Unless of course "fully" preserved bodies were also found but have been kept secret-secret all this time. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
This made me think that perhaps the "Egyptians" were trying to prove that it is possible to preserve bodies in desert environments too (without "permafrost"). They were trying to show off their "scientific prowess" maybe. But it seems they failed miserably. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, I was thinking that going to the graveyard to find "woohoo-able" ghosts can be considered borderline necrophilia. 🤣 And then I found out that it is possible to "woohoo" inside "sarcophaguses" too. Needs an expansion pack though. 🤣 https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/WooHoo#The_Sims_3
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
By "woohoo-able" I meant something like "dateable" and "undateable", by the way. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And here is my sim "woohoo-ing" with the resurrected sim. Although it is apparently possible to "woohoo" with ghosts too. 🤣 When I first saw the "woohoo" option, I thought it meant "yoo hoo" or something. I was trying to invite an NPC sim to "cuddle on bed". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
It is also possible to "resurrect" ghosts in "The Sims 3". Here is a "woohoo-able" ghost getting resurrected. She appears to praise "Kali" after getting resurrected. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Spotify Get on it? Motorcycle? Flying? Maybe later. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Yeah, there was a time when I used to download Nuts magazine "pdf files" from rlslog. Mainly because they started posting them in the first place. 🤣 https://web.archive.org/web/20210922233344/http://www.rlslog.net/game-over/
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here we go. 🤣 https://archive.is/qb6ZY#selection-331.30-331.61
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And speaking of Madagascar, "Borat" was also trying to teach me that by "fit lesbian Danni Orsi", they meant "physically fit". Otherwise I was thinking of the words "fit" and "unfit". As in, "you are unfit to be a lesbian". 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aul35gjdFWM
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, even I slept for only about 4 hours today. But I stayed in bed for about 7 hours total. Could "of" made it to 8 also. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Turns out she was in "The Matrix" movies too. I could "of" asked him if it is time machines that they have or Matrix like oracles. I did already ask somewhere in @Wikipedia a while ago, by the way. Did not go back looking for any replies. Not that it was a "replyable" section. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I was looking for "Will Smith's" blue checkmark account when I found this account instead - @willsmith . Also a relevant account it seems. 🤣 I wanted to let "thatwillsmith" know that when I read the name "Jada Pinkett Smith", I imagined someone like the hippo from Madagascar. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
@Susu_jpg @MoistCr1TiKaL Here you go. A reply. Enjoy! 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
So I ask him whether he had a "cut susu" or not, because I had "found out" recently that even my "susu" is "mutilated". 🤣 I used the word "cut" in "Assamese" though when asking him, because I did not know the equivalent "Assamese" word. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
It seems it is possible to invite "guests" and "train" them in "The Sims 3". Fun! Had to invite this one in person because using the phone was not working for some reason. The game knew what I was up to maybe. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here's a video which shows the "flipping" or whatever. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
They were enjoying "virtual reality adventure". There are VR headsets present in "The Sims 3". While using them, the sims sometimes flip around in their version of "real life" and they don't even notice. 🤣 https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Lilian_Gore
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Speaking of "ManBearBig", here's a screenshot from "The Sims 3". The NPC on the left is "Lilian Gore". She is a firefighter. Get it? Get it? No? She is supposed to be @algore (L. Gore). 🤣 I took the screenshot because of the "Space Marine" text in the top right corner, btw. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I used to think that the original song was about dogs, by the way. 🤣 Now I know that the song is really about "ManBearPig". Half man, half bear and half pig. 🤣 https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/ManBearPig_(Character)
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, I was thinking that the lyrics of the "Baha Men" (@bahamenofficial) song "Who Let the Dogs Out" can be modified to sing about these "guests" instead. Kinda like, "who let these 'guests' in, who-who-who...". Of course, a better term should be used instead of "guests". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here, I make better clip. It have subtitle and everything. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Clip is from this "Borat" movie - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/ . Couldn't find a better quality clip. Sorry. 🤷♂️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
"Borat" was trying to teach me that they are supposed to be "guests". I wonder if such guests "spawn" in "real life" penthouses too. If so, then it would be a downside of living in penthouses I guess. 🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56y-mGAlzmA
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
These kinds of NPCs spawn at the penthouse in "Saints Row: The Third". Because of them I even started saving the game at "Shaundi's Ex's Apartment" once. 🤣https://imgur.com/a/5XJ4wya
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Here's some "real action". "I love action". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Oh yes, I was thinking about mentioning that "The Witcher 3" does have nudity unlike "The Sims 3" where you only get "pixelation". 🤣 You even get to play as a fully nude female character. But all the female characters have the same poorly designed "bobs" which look "fake". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I also found the "Wives?" dialogue from this episode of "Stargate SG-1" to be very amusing also. 🤣️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
By the way, "Hare Krishna" was mentioned towards the end of that "Seinfeld" episode (it's there in the youtube video also). And maybe not so coincidentally, "Hare Krishna" had multiple wives. But then, it was probably because he was (is?) supposed to be a "god". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
At the time I thought that perhaps it was because of "feminists" who were involved in the production of the game. 🤣 Anyway, the idea wasn't original. Something similar was shown in an episode of "Seinfeld" also. 🤣️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
It is not possible to have threesomes in "The Witcher 3" either. "Geralt" ends up getting chained to a bed instead of the threesome that he was expecting. 🤣️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
It seems it is not possible to have threesomes in "The Sims 3". Believe me, I tried. 🤣 Maybe it will be possible to have threesomes and even "lemon parties" in "The Sims 5". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Ek aur baat/one more thing. A "burglar" showed up not long after I started the game and stole the toilet. Now that is something that can be categorized under "chi" if it happens in "real life". Even if the toilet costs 6-7 lakh "rupees". 🤣 https://www.kohler.co.in/browse/Bathroom/Toilets?orderBy=price&sort=desc
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Oh yeah, Dudley's mother had another "fake fight" with the (new) neighbors to try and interrupt me maybe. I did see her open the door through the door camera once, and guessed that's what she was up to. But she hesitated that time and went for a "second try" later. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Didn't make her eat anything at the party either because I was making her talk to the NPC sim, and she ended up having to go to work hungry the next day. 🤣️She had a "quick drink" by herself before she left though. 🤣️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I decided to make the sim "sleep" on a single bed because of lack of "Energy" the first time. Only noticed the double bed in a different area later. She was at a party thrown by the NPC sim shown in the video. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Now I don't know about those who have access to mass surveillance tech, but I for one was very aroused just by watching the non-photorealistic 3D "action". 🤣️In fact, I started getting aroused as soon as I saw the "sleep over" option. Didn't work out the first time though. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
No tweets on April 1? That was certainly not going to happen. 🤣️
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
And I was looking for the movie because it had a good example usage of the term "chi". Mainly because of this.
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
She was asking me whether I thought she was "Shani" "too" because she was wearing red. 🤣 Later, I just so happened to mention the "delicacy" part to her as mentioned on this page and she was like "chi...chi...". She was probably being "impatient". 🤣 https://archive.is/5jKCQ
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
By the way, the "pandit ji" in the clip appears to be wearing a watch. Technically also a "time machine" I guess. But obviously that is not the kind of "time machines" I was talking about. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
But, in a world with real life time machines, @Google can't even translate the term "chi" correctly. Is it sad or is it hard to believe? 🤣 https://imgur.com/hMh7bk8
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, @Google appears to have better plot summary for the movie compared to @IMDb. If I would have seen the same plot summary on imdb, I would have known that I had found the correct movie. https://imgur.com/3yVy3A1
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Finally found the movie because of this song that I remembered from the movie. The actress in the green "saree" looked better to me when I watched the movie as a kid, but I did not know who she was. Apparently she is "Tabu". 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I was looking for this movie because of the "chi" dialogue by @KarismaKapoor's character. But I was having difficulty finding it because of shitty @IMDb plot summaries. 🤣 https://imgur.com/FGjV1zY
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
But then I thought that there will be the problem of decomposing bodies, only to then remember about "permafrost"!🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I was thinking recently that it will be a very problematic situation for them if I am indeed a "necrophile". 🤣 You know, in case I end up as "The Last Man on Earth" (@OfficialLMOETV). 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Because of which I now think that my "adversaries" (🤣) may have gotten the impression that I am a "necrophile" even. Of course, they now think that I am "LGBTQ+" after spending more years "observing" me. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Anyway, even though this was a "first person" game, there was still "third person" view available in "Warfare" matches when using the "hover board". Other than that, it was also possible to "ogle" at the female character after getting killed. Which I did often. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Somebody was once asking me whether I was a "girl" because I was playing Unreal Tournament 3 with a female character. At the time I thought that it was certainly possible that he really thought I was a girl, and did reply with a "no" (https://imgur.com/x2bUBlk). 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Actually, I was thinking about asking both @NSAGov and @CIA. Because the @CIA may no longer be in-charge. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
The "life expectancy" of females seems to be higher for some reason. I wonder what their opinion is on that. 🤔 Can it be considered "circumstantial evidence" too? 😏 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy#List_by_the_CIA_(2017)
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
They have statistics like "Life expectancy at birth" and what not. Which is why I was thinking about asking them about this too. 🤣 https://www.cia.gov/the-world-factbook/countries/india/
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
I was thinking of asking the @CIA whether they know what percentage of the male population in the world have mutilated "susus", but then thought that the information is most likely "highly classified". 🤣 My guess would be 99.99%. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Even @jbroytalukdar was apparently once telling Dudley's mother that he (he is supposed to be one of her brothers) had heard that I had opened an "electronics shop", right after I had purchased some soldering tools. Dudley's mother was loudly talking to him on the phone. 🤣
Anindya Baruah @Anindya_Baruah
Ah, forgot to mention that the "scooter garage" also has a "sewing machine". They mentioned finding multiple "sewing machines" in the TV show "Storage Wars" (@StorageWarsAETV). 🤣 I saw in at least two episodes, if I recall correctly. 🤣
